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THE DAILY BUNGLE
HEROIC FORCES OF EVIL TRIUMPH – AUTOCRATIC BASILEANS DEFEATED
The Daily Bungle: List
Rejoice denizens of evil! Our heroic combined Undead and Abyssal forces have defeated the tyrannical forces of the autocratic Basilean hegemony.
This is only the first step in what will be a long war, but the prize of freedom from the yoke of tyranny and repression for Basilean citizens is worth fighting for!
After 6 rounds of heavy fighting we finally routed the foe.
The only enemy that survived the battel were 2 messengers, and our forces caught and killed one of them.
A great victory indeed!
The Daily Bungle: News
“LEADERS TOO EXPENSIVE?”
There was controversy today when a misguided lower abyssal declared that our gallant leaders, Mortibris and Bael, are too expensive, taking up nearly a quarter of the combined force’s resources for little benefit.
The misguided one quickly realised his error and recanted. Bael and Mortibris issued this join communique:
“The misguided lower abyssal quickly repented his thoughtless statement. Indeed, the depth of his remorse is evident from the manner in which he committed suicide with 28 stab wounds, 9 of them to his back. No other being shares these heretical views, or at least none that do not wish to suffer a half-life of torment.”
The Daily Bungle: Activities
HOW THE FIGHT WAS WON
SITUATION EARLY ON
SITUATION AS OUR GLORIOUS FORCES CRUSH THE FOE
The Daily Bungle: News
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